there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
(via i-found-serenity)
It’d be cool if you could control boners. Like if you wanted it to go down you could think “down boy!” it’d stop awkward situations.
Oh dear
It actually made my mum’s night. She hates my aunt so yeah xD
| Me: | You're forward compared to other Indian parents but compared to modern Western parents you're really backwards. |
| Mum: | We're not Westerners |
| Dad: | Because we have values |
| Me: | Well I've been brought up in a Western society so I guess that's why I'm not narrow minded like you can be. |